How are ya, now?
Oh me, not s’bad. I had finally recovered from being sick and what do you know, i am terribly sick yet again. I gotta start wearing a mask around all these sick babies who give no ducks and like to cough in my face.
Anyways, brace yourselves. This one’s a little longer than usual.
Here’s some stuffs I thought I’d share with ya this week, Ferda.
I went on a road trip to Utah with my cousin from Washingtons. She’s been in the navy for years and I rarely hang out with her. This was our first vacation together and fuck it was fun. We vented over good ass meals, chased the sunrise, and played in the snow like kids who saw snow for the first time ever.
Lala went out with her sorority sisters to some fancy rooftop club in Hollywood. It was the first time Lala had ever sat with anyone who paid for bottle service. So she and her sisters did what you’d expect, try and drink all the free drinks they could. Lala’s sis Dipsy is a bombshell and so naturally different dudes kept coming up to her all night. She’s so nice that she took their numbers when they offered even though she didn’t vibe with most of them. A couple rounds of tequila and a ton of dancing later, Lala and her sisters sloppily made their way home. Dipsy’s drunk ass was craving nuggets and decided to hit up the one hot basketball player they met at the elevator to come through. She called Tinky Winky and the dude was like “Yeah for sure, I’ll swing by with some grub for ya’ll”. So he arrives to the hotel, Dipsy goes to the door and her jaw drops. It’s not the dude she thought she called. At the door was the old rich man she was avoiding all night at the club with a bunch of McDonald’s bags, and she felt no choice but to play her game. The other drunk teletubbies thanked him as they stuffed their faces with fries while Dipsy proceeded to awkwardly get her feet rubbed by him. Best day ever for Lala: free food, free drinks, free laughs.
so much same >_< lol
Someone mentioned to me the other day that they didn’t want to “brag” about the things they’ve done because they didn’t need to feel validated. I get that if you feel like you’re only doing stuff because it’s your duty or job, but if it’s something you enjoy then bro, what? Is that really looking for validation? If you had the fucking courage to start your own small business from not-knowing-shit scratch, and you’re doing pretty well. Is it bragging to mention that to your friends? That’s wild. That shit is so dope to me. I’m weird and love it when I learn people out here doing awesome tings. I’d like to buy what you’re selling, subscribe to your youtube channel, get my brows done by you, record a verse with you or come to your band’s show. I honestly love hearing about all the cool shit my homies do, even if they’re so damn shy about it. Let your friends celebrate you dude, it’s tough trying to get started and work on something for yourself.
I was surprised to get a DM from someone who said they didn’t trust a link i was sharing on my instagram story. I like to joke about spam but that was the first time someone took it seriously lol I was shocked, I don’t even know how to create real spam mail. Yeah, i scam people into wasting their time to read this, but i’m not trying to steal your SSN. Fer what? I forget that random people that follow me on IG don’t know me like that.
I’m throwing away my vape before the New Year. I learned that the hip thing new to call those disposable vapes is to say you're "smoking nic". The kids are too embarrassed to call it what it is so they tried to make a way for vaping to sound normal and cool. Fuck all the way off lol If you're gonna do something stupid, you might as well be honest with yourself. People who've never met me before don't know that i've been annoyingly vaping for years, it's ridiculous. Ask my friends who are so nice and accepting of me to not make fun of me. They've had to deal with my bullshit for years lol If i started telling them that i was smoking nic now instead of saying vaping. Pffffftttt.
Here’s a favorite photo i’ve taken since the last spam mail. It’s my bestie Kuma with his bestie Rex’s tail behind him. Those two are everything to me and I almost lost my shit with them last week. We hiked off leash and ran into a few mountain sheep. These two chased after them almost all the way uphill T_T. Good thing for decent recall lol
Merry late Christmas and happy almost new years, good buddys. Im hoping to apply myself more in 2023. Even if things take a while to manifest, at least it’s out into the universe. Cheers to you, 2023 is yours for the taking. So just take it and fuckin’ run >:]
Until next time,
ps. new season of letterkenny is out :3