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Letter 39

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Letter 39

05 / March 2023

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Letter 39

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Hey nerds,

How are ya, now? me - not s’bad. I’m here early to tells yous stuffs before the weekend. It’s already March and i’m bent on figuring out what I want to do for my birfday in two weeks. The weather on this side of town has been wild.

Welp, here’s some stuffs I thought I’d share with ya this week, Ferda.

  1. If you’re going out to find some snow, please be prepared or you’ll be quick to learn how expensive it is to be a pendeja. Don’t be that guy who takes their honda accord out into the snow without snow chains/tires and some kind of recovery gear, then curse the weather (even though there was a storm warning). Just stay home with your homies and make fun of your friends that are doing weather broadcasts on IG like i do.

  2. Sometimes you just gotta take the pamphlet.

    Twitter avatar for @earlxsweat
    thebe kgositsile @earlxsweat
    when you're done turning up I'll be right there handing you an instructional pamphlet on how to get in touch with your real self
    4:17 PM ∙ Mar 30, 2015
    14,976Likes11,207Retweets
  3. You know, I never found an ASMR video that I thoroughly enjoyed.. until I found this dude’s youtube. When i grow up, I want to field test gadgets and products like this dude. I mean the food alone sold me lol

  4. I applied to be a part time seasonal “roving” photographer for dodger stadium during games. I figured the more i practice with random people, maybe i’ll get better at finding the right angle ;3 plus maybe it’ll get me to practice not being socially awkward lol my interview is in a few days, wish me luck <3

  5. Once upon a time, i sang on a metalcore track with my friends. It’s fun unearthing cringey shit I did in my 20s. I used to pray no one would find it but now I don’t care, book me to ruin your song lol

  6. My best friend is holding a fundraiser for a friend who passed away. If you’re not doing anything, come hang out. Please don’t be the nutsack that comes with drinks, please buy your bevs at the show. It’ll go to a real good cause. If you’re unable, they do have a gofundme.

    warmhoneyband
    A post shared by Warm Honey (@warmhoneyband)
  7. Here’s a favorite photo i’ve taken since the last spam mail. Adventure is out there...sometimes. Unless half the city is tryna go where you’re going and the traffic is insane. To which I say, adventure is not out there. Pls hang up and try again tmrw.

    adventureragnarok
    A post shared by Ragnarok (@adventureragnarok)


Yeah so,

I had my first in-office work day for my grown up job for the first time in forever. I got so comfy working from home that it gave me a reality check. I worried that if we end up being in office more frequently, i’ll have less time to read, write, and walk Kuma just because of the commute alone. It takes about an hour to an hour and a half each way. But you know what? They gave me a promotion. So if they need a bitch to be there 5 days out of the week, hell yeah I will be there 10 minutes early. Shit, you want me to wipe down the bathroom too while I’m there? I’m on it, I don’t mind with this raise xD . Add the per diem hipcamp job & cross my fingers for the stadium job, i’ll be tiny steps closer to buying my land >:] ahem excuse me, Kuma’s Land. 


Until next time,

some of ya’ll read this & i can see you reading this without subscribing. what’s the worst that can happen, you get an email from me? >:]

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Beatriz
Mar 3Liked by dearpaulajean

The wipe down the bathroom had me cracking up. Bruh! Lmao

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