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16 / August 23

dearpaulajean
Aug 7, 2023
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Hai nerds,

It’s officially been a month since I haven’t lived in LA. Now that I’m settled in, I’m no longer sleeping on an air mattress and finally set up my new bed with some ugly new bedding that I got off Temu. ( i was totally suckered in to the app. I mean jk, Jackie. i’ve saved so much monies on it). I hadn’t lived with friends before, but man it’s pretty fun thus far.

Here’s some dumb stuff about how i’m adjusting since I moved, Ferda:

  1. Kuma and his bestie dog room mate Smokey wake me up around 4-5 am EVERY morning.. at least for the past week, even on the weekends. Kuma will either lick or paw me in the face and if I try to ignore him, he will cry more than all the sad bois who listen to Title Fight. So I open the door and let him pee outside. Once he comes in, Smokey will run into my room and these two will get the ZOOMIES in my room T_T It was cute the first time, but for a week? It’s annoying. These two big ass dogs will sometimes play so hard that they forget I exist and trample me while they chase each other over my bed. We now have a dumb morning routine.

  2. My room mates have nicknamed me King Julian because Kuma (in a nutshell) is like this lemur from Madagascar. They even call me King Julian the same way this foo talks in the movie. Sure - if you meet him, he’s a sweet pup. Most people compliment him on how “calm and discplined” he is.. until they live with him lol

    kuma’s face when i make him go outside without me

  3. Here’s a favorite photo I’ve taken recently. I can’t get over how beautiful the sunrises and sunsets are here. I’ve been meaning to grab a shot of the pink sunrise over the mountains, but i’m not fully awake on our morning walks yet.

Yeah so,

I hardly ever go out to eat out here. I enjoy the burnt and over-salted things I cook/make because i’m having fun learning recipes from youtube. In doing so, i’ve inadvertently started eating a little cleaner/better than I have before. My cousins and aunties have been complimenting me on how much weight i’ve lost. I guess I have that going for me lol I wish i could say the same about Kuma.

Until next time-

P.S. If you do have Temu and play Farmland, PLEASE HELPS MEs. i’m trying to get free shit and i’m so damn close to winning some stuff (at least that’s what the game makes me think lol). It’s like Farmville or Tomagachi, you just log in and water plants xD DONT JUDGE ME.

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